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Sunday, August 29, 2010

A story about Opportunities !!!!

A young man wished to marry the farmer's beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission.

The farmer looked at him and said, "Son, go stand out in that field. I'm going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you can marry my daughter."

The young man stood in the field awaiting the first bull. The barn door opened and out came the biggest, meanest looking bull he had ever seen. He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let the bull pass through.

The barn door opened again. Unbelievable He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life. It stood pawing the ground, it eyed him. Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice than this one he thought. He ran to the fence and let the bull pass through.

The door opened a third time. A smile came across his face. This was the weakest bull he had ever seen. This one was his bull, he said to himself. As the bull came running by, he positioned himself just right and jumped at just the exact moment. He threw his hands to grab..... But alas..... The bull had no tail.

Moral : Life is full of opportunities. Always grab the first one..

Facebook is a Stupid Idiot

This one for all the haters of stupidities in facebook.
must watch :P

Friday, August 27, 2010

Saturday, June 5, 2010

I wish you

Still to Be Neat

by Ben Jonson

Still to be neat, still to be dressed,
As you were going to a feast;
Still to be powdered, still perfumed:
Lady, it is to be presumed,
Though art's hid causes are not found,
All is not sweet, all is not sound.

Give me a look, give me a face
That makes simplicity a grace;
Robes losely flowing, hair as free:
Such sweet neglect more taketh me
Than all the adulteries of art;
They strike mine eyes but not my heart.

Friday, June 4, 2010

She Walks In Beauty

by Lord Byron

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent

"Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage..."

- Ambrose Bierce

Who Ever Loved, That Loved Not at First Sight?

by Christopher Marlowe

It lies not in our power to love or hate,
For will in us is overruled by fate.
When two are stripped, long ere the course begin,
We wish that one should love, the other win;

And one especially do we affect
Of two gold ingots, like in each respect:
The reason no man knows; let it suffice
What we behold is censured by our eyes.
Where both deliberate, the love is slight:
Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight?

FoRgoTTen LoVe

I never thought I'd see this day
With all the problems we had in the way
Now the days have gone
And we are still holding on
To this love that is deep & strong
I know this cannot be wrong
People thought we wouldnt make it this far
But we proved them wrong and made the full yard
I never thought I'd love anyone like this
It feels like a perfect bliss
Now I know that dreams can come true
When I'm with you I'm never feeling blue
Your voice is so sweet, it makes me tingly inside
My feelings are so strong I just cannot hide
The way I love you deep in my heart
I wonder how this began to start
It's amazing how much we've been through
It just shows that our love is true
I'll end this poem simple and plain
Instead of playing a stupid game
Nothing or no-one will tear us apart
You will always be a part of my heart

Lessons of life

I feared being alone,

Until I learned to like myself .

I feared failure,

Until I realized that I only fail when I don't try .

I feared success,

Until I realized That I had to try In order to be happy with myself.

I feared people's opinions,

Until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway.

I feared rejection,

Until I learned to have faith in myself.

I feared pain,

Until I learned that it's necessary for growth.

I feared the truth,

Until I saw the ugliness in lies.

I feared life

Until I experienced its beauty .

I feared death,

Until I realized that it's not an end, but a beginning .

I feared my destiny,

Until I realized that I had the power to change my life.

I feared hate,

Until I saw that it was nothing more than ignorance.

I feared love,

Until it touched my heart, making the

darkness fade into endless sunny days.

I feared ridicule,

Until I learned how to laugh at myself.

I feared growing old,

Until I realized that I gained wisdom every day.

I feared the future,

Until I realized that Life just kept getting better.

I feared the past,

Until I realized that It could no longer hurt me .

I feared the dark,

Until I saw the beauty of the starlight.

I feared the light,

Until I learned that the truth would give me strength.

I feared change,

Until I saw that even the most beautiful butterfly

Had to undergo a metamorphosis is before it could fly .

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Amazing Answers!!!!!!!!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students

The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”

Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade! .My sister is in
the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Princi! pal: “What is 3 x 3?”

Boy.: “9″.

Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”

Boy.: “36″.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy can go to the third-grade.”

Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment “Legs.”

M! s Nee lam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

Boy.: “Pockets.”

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,

oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And

sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could

stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting

down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s ey! es open

really wide and before he could stop the answer…

Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re

bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was

looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a

Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?


Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

“Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!”